Why 27? Because We're Rhino. Rhino Entertainment has always tried to stay three years ahead of the curve, and so marks three decades as the leader in catalog music this year.

We’ve dispensed with the beanbags and the softball team, but that doesn’t mean we don’t still have big ideas and delusional thoughts. Perhaps someday Rhino employees will see some of these Big Plans come to fruition. For now they’re written on a dry erase board next to the words “wash me” and a game of hangman.

1) Chakra Re-Alignments
2) Procreation Room
3) Have Lunch With a World Leader Day
4) Annual Cub Scouts vs. Brownies Summer Wrestling Tournament
5) Wet Naps
6) Solar-Powered Name Tags
7) Recording Contracts
8) Toilet Paper (the nice kind)
9) Clocks that are right twice a day (ed: we’ve got those)
10) “Jumping In” New Hires
11) Organized Streaking
12) Eye Contact
13) Bring Your Fetish to Work Day
14) Get Out of a Multi-Million-Dollar Fuck-Up Free Cards
15) Baby Naming
16) Industrial Retreats (Detroit, Possibly Newark)
17) Helium Meetings
18) Excuses that nobody else has and that smell pretty good
19) Candlelight Firings
20) Kool Aid Stations
21) Bad Breath Fridays
22) Emotional Intelligence
23) Gimps
24) Sexual Hang-Ups Week
25) Coin-Op Email
26) Elevator Smalltalk Training
27) Shame Tuesdays